I don’t think I like it here. I’m going back to whatlimes. See you there, if you exist. Maybe I’ll wordpress another time. Not sure about it. I’ll think it over.
Because I never have before
I made a comic.
Fishing for lake trout
♥ Should I tape this or just put it upside down? Going from Nuremberg to syphilis to cancer over the course of the day was depressing. Why do good books of Neil Gaiman’s get turned into bad movies? ♥ Space and time, space and time. Stop whining. I think he’s obsessed with zombies. The internet [...]
Summer school begins
School: 9 am to 3:50 pm Work: 4 pm to 8 pm Home: Food, sleeping pill Now: 11 pm, must sleep soon. Tomorrow: Get up at 7, school 9 am. Learned: Fertilized eggs look a little like Death Stars Learned: Mercury = not only obviously bad for you, also, obviously not a good treatment for [...]
Is there a product involved in your work?
My house is filled with obstacles. The desk. The couch. Spider colonies. As a child, I was not allowed to celebrate Halloween As such, my desire to dress up like a flying nun on October 31st and have jolly times with people dressed as Iron Chef Morimoto and Pat Nixon grows stronger with each passing [...]
I don’t know anyone who can pull off paisley
Yesterday, I saw a man walking down the highway carrying a cross on his back. “Look, Steve,” I said, “That man is dragging a torture device down the road.” It could easily have become a road hazard should it have fallen off of him onto the road. How ridiculous. Fancies himself Simon of Cyrene I [...]
Music 8-Ball
In honor of uselessness: Simple directions. Use the shuffle function on your music player and see what you come up with in answer to the following questions.” Also, I didn’t like the survey questions, so I added some of my own. How does the world see me? Shaking Paper – Cat Power [Demons despise the [...]
Of summer and spiders
I will never get used to the spiders. I am a girl who is meant to live in a spider-free loft, easily air conditioned and filled with technology, not a house surrounded by wildlife and filled with spiders. Yesterday there was a huge spider by the bathtub. I missed him the first two times I [...]
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This credit card transaction will appear on your bill as “TURKEYVULTU” We have just adopted Aramis Sophronia Kittenry, Esq. ASK, Esq. for short. Now it’s just a matter of sitting back and waiting for the adoption certificate and pictures and fun to arrive. I hope I spelled everyone’s name right on the adopter’s form.
Movie
I just watched Hellboy. Not the second one, the first. It was dreadful. Saying it’s a solid two stars would be giving it more credit than it deserves. Horribly paced. Boring as hell until an hour and thirty seven minutes. No real conflict. Easily burnt gobbly evil bugs + eggs. Oh, but the fire that [...]
